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Worry not, because Metro. Roses are red Violets are blue My knickers get wet Just thinking of you. Hearts and roses and kisses galore, What the hell is all of that shit for? People get mushy and start acting queer, It is definitely the most annoying day of the year. Guys act all sweet but it soon will fade, For all they are doing is trying to get laid. The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit, Because I think love is a big crock of shit!
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Valentine's Day memes are the comfort of any single person - here are some of the best anti-romance memes We all know what Valentine's Day is about - heart, chocolate, promises you don't intend to keep. So if you've had enough of cupid vomiting up pink and red love hearts everywhere then don't worry, we're with you on that anti-romance and commercial card bandwagon. For those who are strongly against the day - single or not - or for those who think it's been railroaded by commercialism, there's always the comfort of memes. Whether you plan to dine out tonight, have a lovely quiet night in or live it up single style we mean binge your latest Netflix show of course you'll appreciate these Valentine's Day memes. Tbf we prefer the right.
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Let's be totally honest here, Valentine's Day is not for everyone. For some people, it's another reminder that you're still riding that single train even though you're totally awesome. For others, it's a stressful day when you have to spend a lot of money and time to impress your SO when you're constantly showering them with love anyway. No matter which group you fall under, I think we can all agree that apart from the half-price chocolate the next day and the extra time you get to spend with your besties on Galentine's Day, Valentine's Day itself actually sucks.
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